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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”








"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
-read that, again.    (via lovesoey)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh



titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch


tonyabbot:

when bad things happens to the person you hate

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